Mbah gondrong

rani=adriani=adrianto=mas2=om2=mbah gondrong

Mulai dr krt pljr. K gw. K dea. K diah. Astari ailsa. Sekar. Shendy. Dn jolie

Pas pljrn pak syauqi. Ank2 d kls nm2ny jd korbn praktek soal.

Kluarlh kt anto! Dr mulut pak syauqi

Gw dea diah astari ailsa. Yg mrsa nm itu nmny rani, lgsg ktwa smbl nglyat rani.

Akhrny tuh ank...

N.G.A.M.B.E.K.!.!

aduh bu umi!!

Berawal dr pelajaran ips. Bu umi tb2 kluar dr kls.

"bu umi kmn?" gw ngmg k ailsa. "gx tau" astari yg jwb. "eh iy, bu umi kmn?" ailsa bru mudeng. Dgn asal2an gw jwb, "boker kli". "halah". "nnti tb2 airny abis, trus kerany mati" lanjut gw. "trus tisuny jg abis" tmbh astari. "pintuny k kunci dn ngetok2 dr dlm". "trus trus, bu umi saking pts asany, dy manjat dr sela2 ats toilet dgn bju compang2" (astari loh ini). "brkli2 dy manjat, dy jatoh2 trus. Trus pas akhrny kluar, dy ngmg "tisuny,tisuny abis"". "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"


5 mnt kmudian

Bu umi masuk k kls smbl ngmg "kok tisuny abs y, klian ad yg pny tisu gx?" (ngmg k ank2)

Gw ailsa astari mncerna slm 3 dtk.

"hahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"kok bjuny gx robek sh?"
"hahahaha"

NYOKAP GW RESEH, NYEBELIN

....isi posting = judul....

TERSESAT D SKLH SNDRI

'TERSESAT D SKLH SNDRI'
Itulh jdulny. Kl klian pnasaran ama mksdny, trusin bc postingny.








Oke. Gw dsni.


Mulai dr kumpul2 d kntin yg d tmni dgn pmndgn pra power rangers (jiiiaaah)

Posisi duduk:
Dhilucul (ujung)
Vdy (smpgny)
Gw (smpg vdy)
Biya (smpg gw)
Faren (brdiri)
Hahahahaha

Awlny dri ngbrol2 bysa brg. Dn tb2 enth ap yg d pkirkn biya. (Pkirny biya gx ad yg bnr) hahaha. Mrk (bc: faren, dhila, biya) ninggalin gw ma vdy. Dgn kcptn 5 m/s (cailah) mrk (bc: biya, faren, dhila) mghlg dr kantin. Dgn begony gw ma vdy, hrs mkir dlu ap mksd mrk (bc: dhila, faren, biya) bkn gw, mksdny vdy doang yg mkir!! Gw narik2 bjuny vdy, smbl ngmg "vid2, d tngglin biya tuh". Dgn tmpg cengo sjuta bego. Vdy hrs mncerna klmt dn skp biya yg lari brg2 dhila ma faren. "ihh!! Sialn tuh ank" "ayo iktin" kt gw smbl narik2 bju vdy. Pas brdri, makeron (ciah alay) (bc: makaroni) vdy jatoh dn k injek dy sndri. Alhasil, dy pn nyalahin gw yg narik2 dy. Kita (bc: gw, vdy) lalu ngikutin mrk. Sprti yg gw blg td, dgn kcptn 5 m/s mrk lenyp dr lorong sklh. Gw nyri2 mrk (bc: dhila, faren, biya) ky org idiot. Krn gx ktmu, gw ma vdy pn nongkrong2 (haha) brg ils ma pingkn. Dsnipn gw ma vdy ttp ky org cengo. (Gr2 gx nymbg omgn mrk) (singt gw mrk ngmgn twilig (bc: twilight)). Ok kmbli k awal. Gw ma vdy ninggalin mrk (bc: ils, pingkan) bwt nyri biya dkk yg udh ninggalin gw ma vdy dgn tmpg tak brdosa. Tb2 pingkan ngmg, "tuh dhila" trnyt dhilucul lg ngintip gw ma vdy dn mrk (bc: ils, pingkn) dr blik angklung. Gw ma vdy ngdeketin mrk. Enth ap yg mmbwt mrk tkut ad tmpg gw ma vdy yg nakutin (vdy aj!!) Mrk lari2 gx jls. "eh, kita kn gx ngejar mrk. Kok mrk (bc: dhila, mutia (tb2 muncul)) lari?" "au" jwb sh pipid. "ywdh ah! Gw k tmptny ghana aj" "gw ikt!!" kt sh pipid. Kitapn (bc: gw, vdy) mnuju kantin. Dn tb2, CKIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!?!!!!?!!! Mobil nykpny vdy dtg. "lh kok ad mobil gw?" tny pipid. Lalu kita (bc: gw, vdy) nymperin tuh mobil. Dn bnr itu nykpny vdy. Dn dstu jglh, tragedi ank k sasar slesai. Krn dhilucul tb2 dtg




message from vdy : "be okayyy epeeee"

reply from me : "udhlh, kl udh bokep. Bokep aj!! Gx ush ky k aksa y?? Hahahaha"

CILUK BAAAA!! STUPID CHILD

"maen petak umpet, yuukk??"
Itulh kt2 trkhr yg gw ucpin sblm maen petak umpet.
Brmula drsna, tb2 aj spupu gw (bc: ara) mnanykn sesuatu yg aneh.

ara said "eh bang agan, kmu d cucu (nnton d antv) skny sm syp?"
gw said "tasya. Byarin lh, msh agk mndgn drpd gisela cindy"
D pn nny ky gtu k spupu (bc: fadel) gw yg laen ma ade gw

Inlh hsilny:
-gw (13th): tasya
-andre (9th): haikal
-ara (11th): cindy
-fadel (10th): vincent

Nh. Pas lg maen petak umpet!
Tb2 gw kpkirn bwt pke nm pgln yg d cucu itu!!
Dn mmbwa petaka bwt gw

Gw said "eh, pas hongny, pke nm2 yg d cucu (nnton d antv) y?"
ara said "gmn?"
gw said "mslny andre jd haikal (kckepn). Jdny pas hong. Haikal hong! Gtu"
fadel said "ywdh2"

Stlh 5x maen dn 5x gw jd pmbela. Tkdrpn brkta lain (halah).

fadel lg jd setany. Dn gw d temuin. Pas hongin gw, dy teriak kenceng bgt.

fadel said "hehe"
gw said "ha?" (smbl nengok k arh tuh ank)
fadel shout "bang agan kna!!!"

Dy lri k tmpt hongn. Gw ngjar dy, spya jd pmbela.

NB:
alip (7th) : mochin

D rmh spupu gw byk ibu2 brgibah. Dn bpk2 yg sdg mnemani ankny brmain (cailah)

Fadel shout "TASYA HONG!! (bc: bang agan)

Smua org pn nengok k arh gw dn ktwa. Gila, gw malu bgt pas itu.

all (bc: ara, alip) laugh "hahahaha!!! Tasya, kocak lo bang"

Dgn bangga dn PDny gw ngmg

gw said "iydng gw gtu, tasya. Harum semerbak sjuta tokai"

Smua tmbh ktwa nglyat klakuan gw yg bs d blg, MALU2IN!!

Okay, i know. Im stupid
Just stupid. Not more

menganga yeoy project

menganga yeoy adl project yg trdri dri 3 org YAOI (d.a.h.s.y.a.t) wlpn yg 1 gx trlalu.
#1 ketua: daniyyah damar (ayumu)
orgny pnter. kdg2 gw nyontek ma dy (sering)!! dy prgkt 4 d kls!! FIGHT!! (gx jls)
#2 wakil: jolie dea (hikaru)
Nh org gx pny rs tnggung jwb bgt. Kdg2 gx prnh bwa tgs2 yg dsruh dan2. Mkny dy gw jdin wakil, spya pny rsa tnggung jwb!!
#3 anggota: argand (taiki)
Gx pny rsa tnggung jwb!! Tp kmauany byk!! Hahahahaha

Itlh 3 org menganga yeoy

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